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I think the best holiday me and Daryl
ever had was Portugal. Really?

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Right, if I fill up my bucket, love. Of
course.

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It was the first time we'd been away on
our own together since Garfield was

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born. There was a gorgeous beach. We
spent every day on it.

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Daryl looks lovely with a suntan.

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Dorian, I'll never forget this little
fish restaurant we found.

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If I'm boring you, just let me know. I'm
sorry.

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Thanks very much, love.

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It's OK.

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You haven't. Not the window cleaner.

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Tracy, just because a man winks at me,
it doesn't necessarily mean I've slept

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with him.

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Recently.

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I took myself shopping up Oxford Street.

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What do you reckon?

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Didn't they have one in green?

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Shut up, you. It's really comfortable.

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I've got you, Aunt Trace.

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You shouldn't have.

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I wanted to treat you. No, I mean it.
You shouldn't have. Just because you've

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got a few, Bob, you keep on treating me.

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Makes me feel like a right charity case.

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Don't be silly.

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Go on, have it.

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It's a genuine designer.

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I don't care. Take it back.

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I can't.

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The law turned up, so the bloke had to
leg it with his suitcase.

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Then wear it yourself.

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Trace, it's a size 12.

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I've got more chance of getting in the
Masons.

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OK. Come on, I've had a good week at the
cafe.

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I felt like splashing out. Where's the
arm?

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Look, if I wanted a shell suit, I'd buy
me own. I didn't need you to buy me one.

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She has to be Miss Independent.

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How much exactly did you make this week?

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A couple of hundred.

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I'm impressed.

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Can't have been easy for you, building
up your own business.

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Go on, then.

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What? Be sarcastic.

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I'm being sincere.

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It's not like you do.

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Thanks, Dorian. Could you move away,
please, Sharon? That colour could be

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catching.

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I'm quite chuffed with the way things
have gone.

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I've been lucky, though, especially with
my staff.

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That Gloria's a lovely old girl.

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And what a worker.

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You know, when Jesus was feeding the
five sails and she was the one battering

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the backs.

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I bet you sleep easier now, Tracy, now
that Sharon's bringing in a regular

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income. What do you mean?

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Well, I just mean your money worries
must have eased now you've got Sharon to

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support you. See?

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What? This is because you keep on
treating me. People are getting the idea

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you're supporting me.

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I know she's got the cafe, but I do my
bit as well.

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Remember whose house this is?

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Daryl's.

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Don't get out your pram, Trace.

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No one's saying you don't pull your
weight. I'm not getting out of my pram.

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just don't want people thinking I'm some
sort of useless gonk dependent on you

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and your money to get by.

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All done, love.

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That's a tenner.

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Can you lend me ten pound, please?

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Gloria, egg, bacon, bubble beans and
mushrooms.

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How do you do that?

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Well, that's what he always has.

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They're creatures of habit, Meg.

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You take my first husband.

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He always read the mirror, always had St
Bruno in his pipe and always gave me a

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dozen red roses on my birthday.

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Well, my Chris had a bit. Every one of
them was disgusting.

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Oh, here's that receipt from the bread
delivery.

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Oh, cheers, Gloria. Thanks a lot.

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Sharon, have you sorted out your books
yet?

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No. I've found all the paperwork,
though. I don't mind doing them for you.

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can't ask you, Gloria.

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You do it. Enough!

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I already feel guilty about leaving you
on your own here this afternoon.

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No. Well, I have to visit Zulba the
cheat now and again, or he starts to

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that I'm going to fiddle him out of his
over this place.

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Oh, I know.

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My third husband, he was the suspicious
type.

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How many husbands have you had?

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Well, just the three.

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Oh, and I've had to bury each one of
them.

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And they all died of food poisoning, you
know.

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Right, Sam.

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Hello, Troy.

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Oh, um, Sharon, why don't you go and sit
with your sister? I can deal with this

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gentleman here.

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Please, Gloria.

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All right.

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Do you know Joe Fleck? Talk to him in a
minute. No charge.

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I know the governor.

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I don't want to disturb you if you're
busy.

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Gloria, don't call this busy.

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Look at her.

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You know, as well as working here, she
looks after her invalid sister.

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I wouldn't mind betting that they're
false ends.

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And she's knitting blankets for
remaining orphans under her pinny.

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I want to do a bit of shopping before we
go to the prison. I've got to get Aunt

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Sylvie's birthday card.

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No need. Already done it.

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I always get Sylvie's card.

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When I was walking past a card shop, saw
a card I liked, so I went in and bought

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it. No big deal. Are you trying to take
over everything?

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I've got some money, you know.

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All right, you can pay me for it then.
If it's suitable.

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Where is it?

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That's disgusting.

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You want to see the bloke inside?

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I thought we could order a bouquet as
well.

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Shaped as what?

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Honestly, you've got no idea.

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It's a laugh, Trace. That's what
birthdays are supposed to be.

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Ha ha.

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We could give her that shell suit what
you don't want. She's 85.

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She'll think it's a body bag.

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All right, handbag.

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Only time I see you smile is when your
old lady visits.

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Nothing to laugh at in here, is there?

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Oh, I don't know. Have a look at Mr.
Big.

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All right, Del.

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Handbag.

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Blimey, Sharon visiting you again?

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That's twice in a year. Must be lost.

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Our fees are different now.

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Got a business, didn't we?

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How could I forget?

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Here you go. Here you are.

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Have a lardy on me.

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Stop. Here.

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What you got there, then?

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Oh, financial times.

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No FT, no comment.

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Oh, they've got pictures of birds
flashing their lunch in there now, have

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Because that's all you ever comment
about.

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Yeah, well, like I said, things are
different now.

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So what's the news, then?

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FTSE going up or down?

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What do you want to know?

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The share index.

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Oh, never mind.

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Perhaps doing a bundle.

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So you keep saying?

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Couple of years, I reckon I'll have a
chain.

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Oh, I'll bring me whip and we could have
a party.

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Yeah.

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It's funny how things have worked out,
innit? How do you mean? Well, me having

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business now and you having sod all.

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It's a shame, Tracy, you couldn't keep
your firm going.

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Yeah, she's not very good with a
shotgun.

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I mean the legit stuff.

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You know, the conservatue business.

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I bet you wish Tracy was a bit more like
my Sharon.

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No, no.

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I suppose not.

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Here, how many has she got?

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All right if I take two, is it?

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Or haven't you got many?

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No. Quite a load.

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Oh, well. It's only three in here. Might
as well have them all, eh?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Here we go.

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After you, mate. Oh, cheers.

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How's my little darling? The calf's
fine. Great.

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I'm not too bad either, thanks.

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Oh, good.

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Did you get the name of the calf sorted
out?

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I've decided to call it Sharon's Calf.

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But don't you think it should be named
after the both of us?

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Why don't you call it here, Dr. Lobber,
that's his cafe?

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Because the sign's only ten foot long.

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Had a bit of a cold in the week.

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Well, you didn't have to close the cafe,
did you?

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I've got a new assistant.

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Huh? What happened to Gloria? Oh, I got
rid of her.

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Craig's much better.

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Craig? Who's Craig?

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He's this young Australian student
working his way round Europe.

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I bet he's working his way round you and
all.

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What do you mean?

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Don't you trust me?

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No.

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Look, he's six foot two, blonde, tanned,
really well built with piercing blue

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eyes. Just your average Adonis.

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Why on earth should I notice someone
like him when I'm married to a short

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little greaseball like you?

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You're at it, all right.

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Fair, innit, eh? Me, stuck. Oh, shut up.

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I'm winding you up.

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There is no Craig. You wicked cow.

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What do you do that for?

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Because you think more of the calf than
you do of me.

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Well, you've asked about it since I got
here.

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Well, sorry.

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It's just, this trusts my chance to live
it large.

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I'm fed up with being a nobody.

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Why? It's what you're best at.

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Look, let me hold your hand.

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Why? There's no money in it.

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Come off it, Sharon. Look.

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Owning this calf could bring us closer
together.

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Chris, handcuffs couldn't bring us
closer together.

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I've never known a man and wife argue
like them two.

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You sure they're not members of the
royal family?

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I know what I meant to tell you.

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Dorian saw this flasher the other day.
She went mental. He was wearing a Janet

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Rieger camisole just like one of hers
and it looked better on him.

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It's unbelievable your sister making a
go of that place.

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I thought the only thing she knew about
food was how to eat it.

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Can we change the subject?

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Righten up.

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I'm just glad she's earning and paying
something towards the house for a

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Not something.

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Everything. Even better.

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It's not.

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I hate being dependent on her.

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Yeah, do you reckon she'd treat me?

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There's one or two little things I need.

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Sharon.

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What are you doing?

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Waving out.

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That should do it.

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I've known blokes do a lot less than get
what they wanted off earth.

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Haven't you got any pride?

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What's pride got to do with it?

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If she wants to be flashed with her
cash, let her.

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Chris strolls round in here like he's
cocked at a war.

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I just ignore him.

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Take anything he's offering.

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Yeah, well, I can't do that with Sharon.

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I'm beginning to feel like a lodger in
my own house.

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Exaggerating. I'm not.

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I've made up my mind. I'm going to get
myself a job and earn my own keep.

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No, look.

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It's about time your sister pulled her
weight. She's lived rent -free in our

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house for years. That's not the point.
Yes, it is.

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Her and Chris have always treated us
like a branch of the DSS.

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They had no problem taking off us, so
now it's our turn to take off them.

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It's our turn, girl.

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Go on.

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Take them. I'm celebrating.

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Thanks. He's a good girl.

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I got your message.

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What happened? What's the panic?

251
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I am in the local paper.

252
00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:13,480
Again?

253
00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:15,860
No, it's not the court reports this
time.

254
00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:18,630
It's an article about me and my cat.

255
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,200
And there's a picture.

256
00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:21,840
It's a good one, isn't it, Trace?

257
00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:25,190
They're doing a feature about local
businesswomen.

258
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:29,379
This week it's me, then the woman that
owns the laundrette, and then they're

259
00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:32,390
doing a prostitute that's working her
way through college.

260
00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:33,920
What's she studying?

261
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,430
Nothing, she's just working her way
through college.

262
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,220
Sharon Theodopolopoulos, 26.

263
00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:44,919
Well, the reporter must have misheard
me.

264
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:48,590
Look, there's that darn French on the
opposite page opening a sweet shop.

265
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,450
My jacksie don't look as big as hers,
does it, Trace?

266
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,770
Of course not.

267
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:56,340
They call you a mover and a shaker in
this article.

268
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,079
Well, it's saying I'm built like a stick
insect.

269
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:02,450
No, they mean in the business sense. It
means you make things happen.

270
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,400
It's a very flattering piece.

271
00:12:05,401 --> 00:12:10,879
You know, all this success of yours has
forced me to take a long, hard look at

272
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:11,930
my own life.

273
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,360
And all I can see is an empty,
meaningless void.

274
00:12:14,361 --> 00:12:15,499
Oh, dear.

275
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,420
I've run out of bellium again, have we?

276
00:12:17,421 --> 00:12:21,499
I wonder if it's because I haven't made
my mark on the world.

277
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,600
But you have, Dawn.

278
00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:25,530
Your name's written in loads of men's
toilets.

279
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,180
I'm being serious.

280
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:31,959
You always get like this when you're
going with fair.

281
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,719
It's because you're between lovers.

282
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,770
Between lovers?

283
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,840
Now, there's a thought to cheer you up.

284
00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:41,790
Look, we could have a hunt round the
local wine bars tonight, eh? No, thank

285
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:45,150
Hard as it is to believe, this time I
don't think sex is the answer.

286
00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:49,000
Blimey. Maybe she's having a proper
midlife crisis.

287
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,000
Midlife? Only if she lives to 150.

288
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,240
Thank you, Boo, for your support and
understanding.

289
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:59,330
You can keep that door. Look, I've got
loads over there.

290
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,610
Right.

291
00:13:00,611 --> 00:13:03,079
Anyone hungry? I think I'll phone up for
a pizza.

292
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:06,690
Yeah, all right, then. I'll give you
something towards it. Put your money

293
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,980
I'll give you that for yourself, babe.

294
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,520
Right. What do we fancy?

295
00:13:12,521 --> 00:13:16,029
I bet I'll leave you. I bet I'll go
shopping at the parade.

296
00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:17,080
Oh, all right then.

297
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,530
What are you doing then?

298
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,829
Nip into the canines and order them new
nets for the front room windows, will

299
00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:22,849
you? OK.

300
00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:24,290
What ones are we going to get?

301
00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:26,540
These.

302
00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:30,490
What do you think, Dawn?

303
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,800
I wouldn't know. I'm not a net curtains
person.

304
00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:37,400
With what you get up to in your living
room, I thought they'd have been a must.

305
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:40,330
I think these are better.

306
00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:42,510
I wouldn't let a troller use them.

307
00:13:43,370 --> 00:13:44,420
They're nice.

308
00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:45,560
What do you know?

309
00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,010
What is there to know?

310
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,990
We're picking out new nets.

311
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:53,229
It's not answering questions on
masterminds. It's just a matter of

312
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:54,670
it? Well, that leaves you out.

313
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:56,650
I've got taste.

314
00:13:56,910 --> 00:14:01,189
Oh, says the woman who seriously thought
about calling her cafe, stuff till you

315
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:02,240
chuck.

316
00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:07,110
What is it with you?

317
00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:08,620
You're interfering.

318
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:10,130
This is my act.

319
00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,790
and be able to afford noon now.

320
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,180
That's it.

321
00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:20,940
Oh.

322
00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:31,290
Sorry, love. Our price of 18 lunches is
a Monday and Friday.

323
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,810
So what do we owe this pleasure?

324
00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:39,340
Tracey's off out somewhere and I needed
a chat.

325
00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:42,000
Still looking for something to fill your
void.

326
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:44,519
I know you don't take my predicament
seriously.

327
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:45,600
Hang on a minute, Phil.

328
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:48,920
Gloria? Yes?

329
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:51,219
What are you cooking all that bacon for?

330
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,540
Getting ready for the rush.

331
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:53,990
What rush?

332
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,500
It's Wednesday afternoon.

333
00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:58,859
Selma and Rushdie could eat in here over
Wednesday afternoon.

334
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:02,319
Well, I heard some of the boys off at
the building site was having a late

335
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,760
because of a site inspection.

336
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,430
Are you sure?

337
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:07,590
Sorry.

338
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,810
I see what you mean. She's good.

339
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:17,050
I keep getting this feeling that I
should be slaughtering lambs in her

340
00:15:17,051 --> 00:15:21,269
You want to try one of her mixed grills,
doll? That'll soon fill your void.

341
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:24,470
As I was saying, I know you don't take
my predicament seriously.

342
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:29,249
Sorry, I will. But the more I think
about it, the more I'm certain that

343
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,870
something missing from my life.

344
00:15:30,871 --> 00:15:34,449
And don't tell me I should be grateful
for what I've got and that most women

345
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:38,420
will give their right arm for my health,
carefree lifestyle and flat stomachs.

346
00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:39,640
I know I'm lucky.

347
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,590
But I'm also greedy and I want something
more.

348
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:44,670
What?

349
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:46,270
I don't know.

350
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,920
What exactly are you doing there?

351
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,340
I'm trying to sort my books out.

352
00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:55,659
Well, make sure they're correct.

353
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:58,130
The last thing you want is the tax man
on your back.

354
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,680
Digs his nails in, does he?

355
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:07,019
Right. Well, according to my figures, I
have made three and a half million

356
00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:08,070
pounds this month.

357
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,660
That's not correct, is it?

358
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:14,080
Your Marcus isn't a canon. How much does
he charge?

359
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,040
Eighty pounds an hour, plus that.

360
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,010
What?

361
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,870
I was thinking of giving him a fry -up
and a cup of tea.

362
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,990
Glorious off the throat, but I don't
want to impose.

363
00:16:24,991 --> 00:16:28,199
Well, Tracy did the books for the
Prisoner's Wives group for a while. Why

364
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:28,879
you ask her?

365
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,939
I think she'd like to be involved a bit
more.

366
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:34,259
From the display over the nets, I'd say
she's feeling a bit left out.

367
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,060
That was just her being independent.

368
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,060
All the same, it's a good idea.

369
00:16:41,859 --> 00:16:42,909
Who's that?

370
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,300
A pair of firm buttocks and the light
seen back in your eye, isn't it?

371
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:49,970
What's his name?

372
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,660
Why, what does he do?

373
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,940
He's the Belgian ambassador.

374
00:16:56,500 --> 00:17:00,700
I know he's from a building site. I just
wondered what his trade was.

375
00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:02,780
Rough, so you'll be all right.

376
00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:06,169
Introduce me.

377
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:10,949
Yesterday, you said sex weren't what you
were looking for. I know, I'm fickle.

378
00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:12,450
That's another of my problems.

379
00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:18,369
I know, Indore. It'll only use you.
Sharon, just imagine him naked.

380
00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:22,270
I'm wasting my time.

381
00:17:22,271 --> 00:17:24,229
And be subtle when you introduce us.

382
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:25,280
All right, all right.

383
00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:27,450
What, Sharon? All right, Wayne? Wayne?

384
00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:29,470
You haven't met my friend, have you?

385
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,890
Dorian? This is Wayne.

386
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:33,540
Wayne?

387
00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:34,960
It's your birthday.

388
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:46,950
My turn to treat you.

389
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:48,870
Shame I'm on a diet.

390
00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:50,910
I'll only be able to have two bits.

391
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:53,670
What's all this in aid of?

392
00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:55,210
Got myself a job.

393
00:17:55,211 --> 00:17:56,749
Eh, when?

394
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,230
Today. Doing what?

395
00:17:58,231 --> 00:17:59,689
Delivering junk mail.

396
00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:02,640
Saw the advert in that paper you was in,
rung up, and I got it.

397
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,610
How much are they paying you?

398
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:08,180
Well, obviously you don't get the best
round straight away.

399
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:10,270
And how much are they paying you, Tracy?

400
00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:11,910
Eight pounds a day.

401
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:13,340
Eight pounds?

402
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:15,090
That's mug's work.

403
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:22,080
cafes. I'm 34 with no qualifications and
no experience. It was all I could get.

404
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,520
At least it's a start.

405
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:28,139
Right. Work hard, keep your nose clean,
and in a couple of years you could be

406
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,220
on, what, two grand a year.

407
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,710
Big time.

408
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,870
Don't take the mick out of me. You've
had enough crap jobs.

409
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,730
Sorry.

410
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,550
Look, why don't you work for me doing me
books?

411
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,140
I was going to ask you.

412
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,180
Be a bit of pocket money for you.

413
00:18:43,181 --> 00:18:44,619
Pocket money?

414
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,000
What do you think I am, a kid?

415
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,380
I didn't mean it like that.

416
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:51,620
Look, I need your help, Trace. I can't
make head nor tail of them.

417
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:54,030
You just want to keep me dependent on
you.

418
00:18:54,031 --> 00:18:56,259
What are you talking about?

419
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,310
You know.

420
00:18:57,311 --> 00:19:01,559
You've got a real problem with me owning
this cafe, haven't you?

421
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,860
I don't give a toss about your poxy
cafe.

422
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,980
What gets me is the way you keep
throwing it in my face.

423
00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:11,139
For the first time in our lives, you're
the one who's better off. And you love

424
00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:12,190
letting me know it.

425
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,670
That's not true.

426
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:15,850
Anyway, you've got no room to talk.

427
00:19:15,851 --> 00:19:19,349
What about all the years I had to put up
with you coming round to my flat in

428
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:23,269
your designer clothes, giving me a
disapproving look and bunning me a score

429
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:24,129
treat myself?

430
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,330
Never got the ump, did I?

431
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:29,769
Just because I lived in a council flat
didn't mean I had no self -respect.

432
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:33,149
What? You made that to the social you
had headlines so you could get free

433
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:34,200
shampoo?

434
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,610
Yeah. Well, that was different, weren't
it?

435
00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,550
Christmas and birthdays were the worst.

436
00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:45,419
All I could give you was half a pound of
milk tray, and you'd give me a blast

437
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:46,470
for me selling Ron.

438
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:49,439
Well, I don't know why I bothered. You
never wore it. Then what did I have to

439
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,100
with it? A pair of pink velour tracksuit
bottoms?

440
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,900
I hated being the poor relation.

441
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,960
Yeah, well, now you're making sure you
get your own back. No, I'm not!

442
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,450
Huh?

443
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:03,680
Well, all right, perhaps a bit.

444
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,680
But I ain't doing it out of malice,
Trace.

445
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,750
I'm just glad to be able to help you for
a change.

446
00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:14,500
your trouble.

447
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:15,730
You're spoilt, you are.

448
00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:19,869
All right, so just for once, poor little
Sharon's got the jump on her big

449
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:22,370
sister. And you can't stand it, can you?

450
00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:29,640
Morning.

451
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:37,949
Want some breakfast before you go to
work? No, thank you.

452
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:39,000
Suit yourself.

453
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:40,980
Oh, Sal.

454
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,900
She really upset me, Dore.

455
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:10,110
She can't bear to think of me having the
upper hand.

456
00:21:10,111 --> 00:21:13,699
She still sees me as the little kid she
used to have to look after when I wet

457
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:14,339
the bed.

458
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,279
She's not going to do the books for you,
then?

459
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,340
Not as far as I know.

460
00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:22,280
Sharon, I've told you before, I'll do
them for you.

461
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,240
I can't ask you, Gloria.

462
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,800
Don't be silly, I don't mind, really.

463
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,950
OK, thanks.

464
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,150
Oh, good.

465
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,700
I was hoping she'd say that.

466
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:34,930
What a diamond.

467
00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:38,440
Oh, don't worry, Dore. Wayne will be
here.

468
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,020
What's the matter with you?

469
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,050
This close to a date, you're usually all
aglow and sweating oestrogen.

470
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,640
I don't want a date.

471
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:49,310
I want to cancel.

472
00:21:49,311 --> 00:21:54,559
I've been thinking about my life again
and I was right first time. Sex isn't

473
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,540
answer. Well, not one night stands
anyway.

474
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,660
I told you I was sickle.

475
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,210
I mean, what do I get out of going with
all these men?

476
00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:05,030
A world record?

477
00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:07,800
None of them care about me.

478
00:22:07,801 --> 00:22:11,919
Afterwards, the married ones are just
concerned about getting home for

479
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:12,970
bath time.

480
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:16,819
And the single ones just lie there
basking in the glory of their own

481
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:18,260
to hell with what I'm feeling.

482
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,770
Well, both of them are an improvement on
Chris.

483
00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:23,060
He just used to roll off and break
wings.

484
00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:28,700
I know what it is that's missing from my
life now. A real relationship.

485
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,060
One that's caring and meaningful. I'm
not going to get that with Wayne, am I?

486
00:22:34,990 --> 00:22:37,400
I just hope I can go through with
cancelling him.

487
00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:39,110
I've never said no before.

488
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:42,450
Well, here's your chance.

489
00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:53,020
If anyone wants me, I'll be at the
Fernrod Motel for the rest of the week.

490
00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:58,060
I thought we were meeting later at the
wine bar.

491
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,290
I need to talk first.

492
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:02,300
Kinky.

493
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,000
Wayne. Oh, God, this is difficult.

494
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,500
About our date this evening.

495
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,540
What's that aftershave you're wearing?

496
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,810
Armani.

497
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,410
That's my favourite.

498
00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:24,790
No, I must be strong.

499
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,840
I'm strong enough for both of us.

500
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,310
I've been down the gym for an hour,
toning myself up for you.

501
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,820
I've got the whole evening planned.

502
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,820
We'll have a drink, a light supper.

503
00:23:37,930 --> 00:23:39,450
And then we go back to my place.

504
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,769
You

505
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:51,529
can

506
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:52,580
do that, can you?

507
00:23:55,610 --> 00:23:57,350
As many times as you like.

508
00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:03,470
I'm sorry, Sharon. Can't do it.

509
00:24:05,270 --> 00:24:06,530
You're hopeless, you are.

510
00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:07,760
Wayne!

511
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,960
What Dorian's struggling to tell you is
your date's off.

512
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:13,670
Permanently.

513
00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:14,990
Thank you, Sharon.

514
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:17,900
I'm really sorry, Wayne.

515
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,850
Yeah, me too.

516
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,720
I really thought a lot of you, Deidre.

517
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,030
Dorian.

518
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,370
Whatever.

519
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,900
I wonder what Mandy's doing tonight.

520
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:37,240
He's just putting a brave face on it.

521
00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:39,630
Deidre.

522
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,420
What are you doing here?

523
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:49,900
Where are you going?

524
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,700
Rachel, you're sacked.

525
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:55,340
Eh? What are you doing?

526
00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:57,500
I spent today doing your books.

527
00:24:57,501 --> 00:25:00,499
Your delivery notes and your till
receipts don't tally.

528
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,240
She's been feeding your stock.

529
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,720
I don't believe it.

530
00:25:18,090 --> 00:25:19,850
wages you was paying, do you?

531
00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:23,710
I thought you were happy here. You seem
so willing.

532
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,570
Oh, yeah, happy and willing to rob you
blind.

533
00:25:26,571 --> 00:25:27,789
Call the police.

534
00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:28,930
I don't think so.

535
00:25:29,270 --> 00:25:30,320
Right, Sharon.

536
00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:34,140
She's lost her job, Trace. That's
punishment enough.

537
00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:36,770
No, she's a thief. She deserves nicking.
Call her.

538
00:25:38,690 --> 00:25:41,820
I've been paying her cash in hand to
avoid national insurance.

539
00:25:42,090 --> 00:25:44,530
If I grass her, she'll grass me.

540
00:25:47,541 --> 00:25:50,599
I haven't got no invalid sister.

541
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,460
She's doing five years for fraudulent
deception.

542
00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:58,120
Nobody runs the dodgy pension book
racket like my sister.

543
00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:01,310
Oh.

544
00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:03,060
Oh, look.

545
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:04,860
It's the drama queen.

546
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:10,559
You done a big mistake. I would have
strumped that way until me dentures

547
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,610
rattled.

548
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,010
Excuse me.

549
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:16,720
What's happened to Gloria?

550
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,680
It's a long story. Tell me.

551
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,180
Sorry, I acted like such a sport car.

552
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:30,000
We're a team, right?

553
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:31,890
Yes.

554
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,150
So you'll help me with that pile of
washing up, then?

555
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,570
Cobblers?

556
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,440
It was you who sacked me assistant.

557
00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:46,500
I'm not doing it.

558
00:26:46,571 --> 00:26:48,669
Oh, dear, Dre!

559
00:26:48,670 --> 00:26:53,220
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